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Wednesday the 11th of October 2006

12:26:05 PM (5581 days, 19h, 1min ago)

HOW TO KNOW IF YOU NEED SEXUAL COUNSELING

GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13)

AND NO CHEATING!

SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST!

WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR...


1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?

A. LIGHT COLOR
B. CHANGE COLORS
C. DARK


2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD...

A. SEDUCE THEM
B. JUST CHILL
C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE

3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER?

A. RAIN
B. THUNDERSTORM
C. SUNNY
D. CLOUDY

4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT?

A. STRAWBERRIES
B. CHERRIES
C. GRAPES
D. PEACHES
E. KIWI

5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS....

A. NIGHT
B. DAY
C. AFTERNOON



6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR?

A. FALL
B. SUMMMER
C. SPRING
D. WINTER

7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD?

a-HEADBOARD
b-NO HEADBOARD

8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
A-LEO
B-VIRGO
C-SCORPIO
D-LIBRA
E-GEMINI
F-ARIES
G-CAPRICORN
H-CANCER
I-PISCES
J-AQUARIUS
K-TAURUS
L-SAGITARIUS

9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE...
A. ASRTO VAN
B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING
C. PARK
D. AIR PLANE
E. PARENTS ROOM
F. ALL OF THE ABOVE



10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE?

A. SPRINT/CINGULAR
B. VERIZON
C. T-MOB./NEXTEL
D. ALTEL
E. CRICKET
F. SUNCOM
G. BOOST MOB


11.PICK AN ANIMAL-
A. LION
B. LIZARD
C. SNAKE
D. MONKEY


12.PICK A TOPPING-

A. CHOCLATE SYRUP
B. HONEY
C. WHIP CREAM
D. NUTS


13.WHICH WAY?

A. UP
B. DOWN
C. SIDEWAYS


NOW THINK OF THE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR A PERSON WHOSE ASS YOU JUST WANNA SMACK=========


***ANSWERS****
1.
A. LIGHT COLOR------ (4) POINTS
B. CHANGE COLORS- (5) POINTS
C. DARK---------------- (4) POINTS

2.
A. SEDUCE THEM--------------- (5) POINTS
B. JUST CHILL------------------- (2) POINTS
C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE- (4) POINTS

3.
A. RAIN--------------- (3) POINTS
B. THUNDERSTORM- (5) POINTS
C. SUNNY------------- (4) POINTS
D. CLOUDY----------- (2) POINTS

4.
A. STRAWBERRYS- (5) POINTS
B. CHERRYS-------- (4) POINTS
C. GRAPES---------- (3) POINTS
D. PEACHES-------- (4) POINTS
E. KIWI-------------- (5) POINTS

5.
A. NIGHT-------- (4) POINTS
B. DAY----------- (3) POINTS
C. AFTERNOON- (5) POINTS

6.
A. FALL-------- (3) POINTS
B. SUMMMER- (4) POINTS
C. SPRING---- (2) POINTS
D. WINTER--- (5) POINTS

7.
-HEADBOARD-------- (5) POINTS
-NO HEADBOARD-- (2) POINTS

8.
LEO---------- (5) POINTS
VIRGO------- (5) POINTS
SCORPIO--- (5) POINTS
LIBRA-------- (3) POINTS
GEMINI------ (4) POINTS
ARIES-------- (3) POINTS
CAPRICORN- (3) POINTS
CANCER------ (4) POINTS
PISCES------- (5) POINTS
AQUARIUS--- (4) POINTS
TAURUS------ (5) POINTS
SAGITARIUS- (4) POINTS

9.
A. ASRTO VAN------------------------------ (3) POINTS
B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING- (4) POINTS
C. PARK------------------------------------- (2) POINTS
D. AIR PLANE------------------------------- (5) POINTS
E. PARENTS ROOM------------------------ (5) POINTS
F. ALL OF THE ABOVE-------------------- (10) POINTS

10.
A. SPRINT/CINGULAR- (5) POINTS
B. VERIZON------------- (4) POINTS
C. T-MOB./NEXTEL----- (3) POINTS
D. ALTEL----------------- (5) POINTS
E. CRICKET-------------- (2) POINTS
F. SUNCOM-------------- (3) POINTS
G. BOOST MOB---------- (4) POINTS

11.
A. LION------ (5) POINTS
B. LIZARD--- (3) POINTS
C. SNAKE--- (4) POINTS
D. MONKEY- (3) POINTS

12.
A. CHOCLATE SYRUP- (3) POINTS
B. HONEY--------------- (2) POINTS
C. WHIP CREAM------- (5) POINTS
D. NUTS----------------- (3) POINTS

13.
A. UP----------- (2) POINTS
B. DOWN------ (3) POINTS
C. SIDEWAYS- (5) POINTS


NOW ADD THE POINTS UP (FOR THE SLOW ONES)

SCORES!!!!!

25-34= PRIESTS SON/DAUGHTER. MIGHT AS WELL SAVE IT TILL MARRIAGE.

35-49= PRETTY FREAKY MAY CHEAT ON SPOUCE.  FORNICATORS NOT INCLUDED.


50-65= TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK! OMG! CALL MINISTER!!!! NO SERIOUSLY START DIALING!***AND PRAY....

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